Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Cockroach Control

I am special pest agent Jonathan, specializing in cockroach control. I have been sent to Honduras to help with the cockroach invasion. I had to make do with what I had. So my weapons included flip-flops and sometimes feet. Fortunately, last year we upgraded and bought a fly-swatter, but that was nothing compared to our next upgrade. Grammie donated two electronic tennis racket things designed to fry, obliterate, and otherwise kill flying insects. (That includes cockroaches.) So now, we won't as my little sister says, "stay awake at night and watch the cockroaches go by". Have no fear, the cockroach control is on patrol!